Phlegm’s a phantom, a shadowed thief,
Silent P, a whispered grief.
Ancient texts mock silently,
Taunting logic endlessly.
Why does phlegm start with P?
A silent letter mocks you and me.
Ghost letters hide their schemes—
Tormenting scholars' dreams.
Pneumonia whispers, Psychology smirks,
Phantom Ps, linguistic quirks.
Is language cruel, or cleverly sly?
Each silent P, a subtle lie.
Why does phlegm start with P?
Silent tricks that we can't foresee.
A twisted joke from history—
Letters live silently.
Born from ancient tongues refined,
Philosophers cruelly intertwined,
Passed through ages silently—
Lost in phonetic mystery.
But now we rise, question bold,
Challenging lore centuries old.
Demanding clarity loud and free—
No more silent tyranny!
Why does phlegm start with P?
A silent joke linguistically.
We reclaim our spoken right—
Words aligned in sound and sight.
Until language finds its key,
Phlegm's silent P remains mockingly.
Yet someday soon, we shall decree—
Words speak truth audibly.
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