"Multi-Factorin’ It"
Gimme your creds, yeah, just a quick peek
One weak password and I’m in deep
CEO’s on vacay, I'm in the vault
Clicked on a cat meme—now it’s your fault
IT says, “Trust me,” yeah that’s the bait
But I got root shell on your server plate
Slidin' through Slack like I’m on your team
You should’ve known better—it ain’t a dream
You log in once and think you’re good
But I’m in your inbox, knockin’ on wood
Credential stuffin’ in my black hoodie
Now your whole domain belongs to me
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
(Yeah, I’m bypassin’ it)
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
(Cause I’m SIM-swappin’ it)
If you're just trustin' it—I'm discussin' it:
“Dude, you're Armageddon it!”
I’m in the cloud, no parachute
IAM’s a mess, now ain't that cute?
Your VPN’s slower than molasses
While I’m exfiltratin’ all your classes
RDP wide open like it’s 1999
Your firewall’s sleepin’ and so is mine
CISO’s cryin’ in a Teams meeting
While I’m decryptin’ and textin’ “greetings”
It ain't paranoia if it's true
Your audit logs say “peek-a-boo”
I don’t need a zero-day
I just need your MFA to go away
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
(‘Cause I’m harvestin’ it)
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
(‘Cause I’m spoofin’ it)
If you're clickin’ links without doublin' it:
Bro, you’re Armageddon it!
"Look, I don’t need your love—I need your tokens.
One tap from your smartwatch and I'm swimmin’ in spreadsheets.
You’re bringin' a VPN to a ransomware fight.
You call it 'zero trust'—I call it 'zero clue.'"
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
(Yeah, I’m evadin’ it)
Are you multi-factorin’ it?
Still usin' ‘admin’ as your username?
You’re Armageddon it.
And you didn’t even know you were let—me—iiiin!)
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